Flathead County Police Blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 01/28/2020 at 09:53 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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1:20 a.m. A Libby man called 911 to report that his neighbor’s lights were on.

4:05 a.m. A Libby man slipped.

5:26 a.m. A Kalispell man requested extra patrols in his neighborhood because he saw a group of teens driving around with a gas can.

8:21 a.m. Someone called 911 because they saw a sad German shepherd.

10:05 a.m. Some people were screaming at each other up in Yaak.

10:06 a.m. Some pedestrians were having a hard time crossing the street.

10:12 a.m. A Lincoln County business owner complained that his employees had been stealing from him.

10:30 a.m. Someone decided to dispose of their Christmas tree by just dumping it out on the highway.

10:36 a.m. Some car batteries were stolen in Kalispell.

10:46 a.m. A coat was stolen in Libby.

10:47 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because his neighbor has had a flat tire for weeks.

11:15 a.m. A car was broken down in the middle of Libby.

12 p.m. Someone got lost skiing at Turner Mountain. They were later found.

12:11 p.m. A package was stolen off a porch in Libby.

1:26 p.m. A man was screaming at people in a Kalispell store.

8:13 p.m. Someone left their pager at the gym.

10:21 p.m. A man was passed out drunk in his car.

2:28 p.m. A drunk person was run over by a van.

2:53 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that one of his enemies had walked into the store he was in. Upon further investigation, it was just someone who looked like one of his enemies.

4:07 p.m. Someone called 911 because they could not find a place to park because of an ongoing brewfest. The caller was advised to hang up and call the non-emergency line.

7:09 p.m. Someone kept pocket dialing 911.

7:43 p.m. A car slid off the road in Kalispell.

8:18 p.m. A Kalispell man called police to ask if they could “scare” his 3-year-old son who had just stolen something from an area store. The father was advised that “law enforcement does not do that.”

10:42 p.m. A Kalispell man said his son had been on a “meth binge” for over a week.

10:50 p.m. A dog had been barking for over 12 hours.

11:23 p.m. A woman was escorted out of a gas station for “doing drugs or something.” Later on, someone found a bag of drugs in the bathroom.

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:02

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Some people were screaming at each other up in Yaak.

You sure that Yaak isn’t some Wookiee planet?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 01/28/2020 at 10:04

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UserNotFound > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:04

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If all of these are the same people, this could be a movie.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > UserNotFound 01/28/2020 at 10:07

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Yes, I’ve had this conversation with other people about this. We just need to get the right people involved and pitch it. I think it would make a great weekly syndicated comedy. 

OPPOsaurus WRX > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:18

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8:13 p.m. Someone left their pager at the gym.

when will Flathead leave 1995

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:25

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2:53 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that one of his enemies had walked into the store he was in. Upon further investigation, it was just someone who looked like one of his enemies.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/28/2020 at 10:26

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I think on-call doctors still use pagers. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > user314 01/28/2020 at 10:28

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I was thinking more Heman/Skelator but this works too. 

facw > ttyymmnn 01/28/2020 at 10:38

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Come on man, everyone knows the Wookie es are from Kashyyyk  

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:48

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Also drug dealers. They're still more reliable than cell phones when you really need to make sure the message went through

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:50

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I like to think the person who slipped on the sidewalk got frustrated that the police weren't doing anything about their neighbor's lights still being on and were on their way to give them a piece of their mind. 

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:59

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It could be a single-camera mockumentary with the daily goings on of wacky townspeople. Sort of a modernized Green Acres meets Strip Mall.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 11:02

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Comic strip. 

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 11:04

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I just read this entire thing to my wife to wake her up from her nap. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ranwhenparked 01/28/2020 at 11:07

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Ah yes the very reliable drug dealers.

Jim Spanfeller > facw 01/28/2020 at 11:15

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Kashyaak

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 11:17

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The unreliable ones don't stay in business long

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 11:32

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Some of our tech support people have pagers in addition to mobile phones; allows us to call one number if there’s an issue off-hours or with end-of-day.  

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 11:32

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When will physicians leave 1995